~Great Quotes~

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose."
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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"Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed."
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"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
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"To find a man's true character, play golf with him. "
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"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious."

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"At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies."

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::P.G Wodehouse::